Chapter 1, Semester 1 Syllabus for Physics

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 pada 3:22 AM
This newly-wet post may contain lots of sensitive issues for the Engineering students. LOL.


Measurements.

I wondered why 1 kilometer is equal to 1000 meter.
I wondered why 1 kilogram is equal to 1000 gram.

I wondered how did the Hang Tuah`s era people could profound the lucky phenomenon that results to a certain formula that "that is that". How did they know about "kati", "depa", "kangkang kera", or even the "saat" and others. ah crap. In fact, I am not that Alborat Einstein modernized version to explain why the blackhole equals to the formula :



P = hysics = fucktards.

The weird thing is, above all of the phenomenons they have studied and did some researches, they cant simply put an agreement to measure a thing that was and always very important to human`s life.

It is, Love.

Could you measure what love is equal to?
Could you put a formula out of love?

oh my fucking goat, adakah perlakuan dan argument aku ini seperti baru lepas terharu dan berpeluk tubuh mengesat air mata setelah menonton cerita jiwang dan cintan Jepun / Korea / Indonesia?.oh tidak sama sekali.seingat aku, kali pertama dan terakhir aku menonton cerita Jepun / Korea adalah pada tahun lepas bersama Farhan Buang, si pengorek hidung di dalam sebuah bilik di UiTM Jakarta. Nama cerita itu adalah Hanazakari No Kimitachi yang berjaya membuat emosi aku beralun seperti ombak di dalam bungkusan air sirap makcik Kafe.


Back to my dopey crap, if there really has a formula for love, I bet that people would say these words :

"I totally love you for RM1000" - for the materialistic peeps.

"I miss you like it`s Venice to Plaza Low Yatt" - for distance relationships.

"I bet she`s burning like the takat didih when she looks at my 'elastic' butt" - a brag degree for a hot perfect guy to another loser.

"Huh?. I love her. but let me keep it shut for zero decibel." - for egoistic persons.adoi terasa aku.wakaka

"Oi Dollah. this is Fendi lah. I miss you like it`s 52 kilograms lah" - err for gay relationship?

4 Balasan

  1. ~ctnajihah~ Says:

    hahahhahaha...
    ur elastic butt make me freezing like takat beku.

    perh.. mencari kemarahan bdk2 fizik.
    wakakakkaa...

  2. Rfq Kml Says:

    haha.alah bukan selalu aku 'bergurau' dengan pelajar2 fizik.wakaka

    err.apasal plak butt aku elastic?.itu contoh je la weh.bukan aku pon. -.-

  3. %&^$#@^* physics.

    haha.padahal amik archi.bodoh.

  4. Rfq Kml Says:

    alah mcm dulu kau ta penah amek fizik plak time kanak2 spm dulu.akaka

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